tourist

would be a shame if someone took a comically large mallet and bopped them really hard on the top of their heads so that they become a completely flat disc and they have to breathe in really deep and exhale while holding their noses to unflatten themselves

Perhaps you're nostalgic for when fewer boomers were online

My heart sank

when I finished reading the title

In public?!

expose your fetishes

now

you have no choice

/* I'm new to this language so just imagine there is a new line here when it prints: */

Why doesn't the US army just drop a JDAM on an elementary school when there's an active shooter in there?

I see you all have been protesting every weekend over there in the US

Is tomorrow's protest expected to be much bigger?

Imagining a modern breaking bad remake where Walter goes to jail because Saul was rusty with his copyright law knowledge

I saw this post right before I saw an article about Israel dropping a bomb on a school in Palestine

Finally

Something new to mumble when my boss schedules a 9am meeting at 8:99

Reuters could not independently corroborate the claims of theft, computer hijacking and software tampering, or the threatened lawsuit. A Nexon spokesperson said the company had been unable to locate any information regarding the matter. PayPal did not respond to a request for comment.

sounds like he may have embellished his past a little bit