tilefan

oh look, Johnny No-Posts has an opinion on somebody's question in the No Stupid Questions community. I don't go to the Pinochet fan groups and tell you that you can't make helicopter memes, learn some basic internet etiquette.

idk but in this neighborhood, probably

i dunno man, use your imagination. maybe I wandered too close to its nest

during the first women's march I wore a shirt that said "nobody for president" and everybody loved it including the counterprotesters

it should be like "I'm not planning on fighting a pelican"

you could try actually reading the source yourself.

and who the hell am I supposed to trust about Catholic rules if not a freaking archbishop?

In the US, the USCCB (that is, the bishop's conference for the United States) has ruled that Catholics should abstain from meat every Friday outside of Lent but may substitute that for some other suitable form of penance. What that penance is isn't exactly delineated. here's an archdiocese saying the same thing . I'm not catholic, so if you want to argue what Catholics are and are not allowed to do, please take it up with the archbishops and archdiocese.

the first fact came from the Bristol Zoo, and the second from Archbishop Bernard Hebda.

there's one of a Holstein cow successfully eating baby chickens.

capybara get eaten in the wild all the time. average lifespan of a wild one is 4 years, and the primary cause of death is predation. they can live 10 years in captivity

their main form of defense is reproducing about as quickly as rabbits. they are sometimes competition for grazing land, but South Americans usually farm them if they're a pest, rather than exterminating them, as they are very good meat animals. the Catholic Church classifies them as fish, so the more Catholic of community is, the more of them they're eating (Catholics aren't allowed to eat meat on friday, and somebody along the way decided fish weren't meat. it wasn't unusual to write the Vatican with a description vague enough to get something declared a fish; both the capybara and beaver were classified as fish because the people submitting the request just emphasized the amount of their lives they spend in the water), and there's a medicinal grease produced from their skin that they use like petroleum jelly.

it's a long-standing tradition. all official pelican fights must be a surprise

good to know. was it like a bad, dirty paper cut?

did you know that one of the reasons their bones are hollow is because they assist the lungs with intaking oxygen to provide all the oxygen needed for flight? it's not just weight saving