three

....skip past them manually?

It's not an assumption, it's a command.

WAHHHH Ask Jeeves needs your attention

I hate people like this

YES

I don't understand why you people want this place to devolve to the lowest common denominator.

Ok, but can we get a tl;dr for your post because you clearly misunderstand what that stands for.

Yo violet you should steal this so you can blog some more.

kwab

Relaxation. Or, if you're a masochist, getting moist and stepping out into the cold bathroom.

Could try an Asian supermarket.