thisbenzingring

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[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 5 points 2 weeks ago

Why don't you get me a field mouse?"

She goes, "No, you're on drugs!"

I go, "Mom, I'm okay, I'm just thinking

She goes, "No, you're not thinking, you're on drugs!

Normal people don't act that way"

I go, "Mom, just get me a field mouse, please"

All I want is a field mouse, and she wouldn't give it to me

All I wanted was a field mouse, just one mouse

And she wouldn't give it to me, just a FIELD MOUSE

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

Well... Robin layed an egg and that is just too much for some folks

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago

hopefully the EU wakes up before its too late....

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

this post says it has 4 replies but I can only see 3

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

the only deal that Russia is going to accept is the USSR being rebuilt

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

APPROXIMATELY ... Come on guys! Don't hurt the clankers feelfeels it's gonna go skynet on us because of some fucking internet troll

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 12 points 2 weeks ago

amex is taken in 9 out of 10 places when I use it. it's usually small places that don't take it

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 5 points 2 weeks ago

rip a fart in the elevator as I walk out

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 23 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Include subscriptions to Highlights and magazines of adolescent animals, you're set!

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

the windows key + r will open the Run command window, seems a lot easier then what you did for that but the other stuff PowerToys do is worth it

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Well.... Liverpool finally won a game. Yay!

But still not in the top 10 so of course thats disappointing.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 13 points 2 weeks ago

its kinda like we have hit a milestone and the space station is finally being used to its fullest ability

still have miles to go before we have an active presence in space. This is like some Romans making it to Scotland for the first time and realizing they were not prepared for that shit

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