thenextguy

He watched paint undry?

Happy birthday. What’s the pin code for your phone.

Lying, on the internet, about something?

Or

Lying about ‘something on the internet’?

Also, ‘lying about’ = telling lies, or being lazy?

Such a vague question.

Maggie Simpson?

Wow, arguably my favorite movie, but it took me way too long…

Surprise and fear. And ruthless efficiency.

“All of Alma Cogan is dead, but only some of the class of dead people are Alma Cogan.”

She’s an influencer. I’m influenced.

Color me influenced.

Reminds me of the bit about the mildew remover saying to use in a well ventilated area. If it was well ventilated there wouldn’t be mildew.

Stop asking questions you already know the answers to.