sudo_shinespark

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Handle us? You'll handle us? You know, your predecessors had much more respect.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

It’s funny how sometimes two wrongs make a right

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

This is my favorite Treehouse episode honestly. I am going to have to rewatch it now

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Lousy Smarch weather…

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Well, I’ll always have my prank calls. Hello? Old lady from Titanic? You stink!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Legend has it my great grand pappy stumbled upon this recipe when he was trying to invent a cheap substitute for holy water

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

You said you wanted me to crush him, right?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago

Nah, those are rookie numbers. Gotta pump those numbers up. And they have a whole playbook ready for it this time, so things are gonna get interesting and tragic sooner than later.

Bonus points that if we make through, we can look forward to new exciting wars about water resources and inhospitable climate problems

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago

Cool story, bro.

PLEASE GO VOTE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Quick, Lenny, cover for me

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

The sun hurts when you stare at it.

Look, I can do it too!

[–] [email protected] 58 points 5 months ago (3 children)

The two signs you need are:

  1. Did you drop off your ballot?
  2. Did your local government confirm they received your ballot?
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