standarduser

joined 5 months ago
[–] standarduser@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 months ago

I've seen that site a few times, it seems to be pretty decent all around. I'll keep checking them as comparison.

[–] standarduser@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I’m no expert but I feel like that might cause chapped lips for other folks.

[–] standarduser@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 4 months ago

Absolutely. Will I beat the ninjas? Probably not. Will I get a good job kiss on the forehead for trying? Maybe.

[–] standarduser@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 4 months ago

Look at moneybags over here

[–] standarduser@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

In the 80s, there was Cold War drama We fought the Commies inside Nicaragua Our friends were the Contras, freedom was their mantra So we sent them lots of money for guns and landmines But Congress stopped the Contra money flow Just 'cause they moved a teeny bit of blow But then a hero came forth, his name was Oliver North He and Reagan went around the sissy Congress

Ollie North Ollie North

You see, North secretly sold missiles to a harmless country called Iran, who would always be a grateful ally Then he gave the profits to the Contras Genius But the sales were uncovered by the press Reagan and North began to stress 'Cause what they did was technically high treason But it was totally justified North volunteered to take the blame To save Reagan from prison rape shame The truth he did bury with his hot secretary Thanks to her shredder, he got off totally scot-free

Ollie North Ollie North

He's a soldier And a hero And a novelist And now he's on FOX News

[–] standarduser@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago

“Gura my dog died. LETS GOOOOOOOO!!!!!”

[–] standarduser@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 months ago

I believe I do not understand this one

[–] standarduser@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 5 months ago

It’s been a good two years. Finally settled on my instance too, shame about lemm.ee though; love that one. But this one works too and Blahaj zone will be my backup if dbzero goes down next. Here’s to more years here!

[–] standarduser@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 months ago

I got some liquid ass too today

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