spykee

joined 3 months ago
[–] spykee@lemmings.world 4 points 1 hour ago

Aawww, your pookie bear isn't sensitive enough?
Gonna cry about it?

[–] spykee@lemmings.world 1 points 1 hour ago

*Gen5, please.

[–] spykee@lemmings.world 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Damnnn....
Forgive me Lord, for what I'm about to do...

[–] spykee@lemmings.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hmmmm,
That explains the string of dudes in my grindr and the butterflies in my tummy everytime I think of dick.

[–] spykee@lemmings.world 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Dear Aunt Agatha,
I own a dick.
I like to have my dick caressed by other dick-loving individual.
What does that make me?
Sincerely,
All-out-now McJohnson

[–] spykee@lemmings.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I read your comment.
I tried what you wrote in your comment.
I loved doing what you wrote in your comment.
I now have a new kink thanks to your comment.

[–] spykee@lemmings.world 2 points 4 days ago

Absolutely. You are so damn silly for making Uranus jokes in your head.
Quit being a pussy and say them out loud.

[–] spykee@lemmings.world 2 points 4 days ago

I can help with that.
wink wink

[–] spykee@lemmings.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Bill, you sly dog you!

[–] spykee@lemmings.world 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Aurghex!

J’en ai marre!

OUI ONLY AAVE NORMALE MILK, MADAME.

[–] spykee@lemmings.world 13 points 5 days ago

Lara Croft pointy top
No matter who denies it, this is peak artfully stylised graphics for any game ever made.

[–] spykee@lemmings.world 4 points 6 days ago

Fucking campers

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