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Four days? The Royal Family used to be much more efficient at using car crashes to get rid of problems…

Yes, this can’t fail. Now when asked for the purpose of their visit they’ll have to write “spying” rather than “to see the historic cathedral”. That’ll put an end to their shenanigans.

Good grief is that cunt still consuming oxygen? And the media ensures he’s kept well supplied with it 🙄

A sizeable chunk of the price of a pint in a pub is taxes. Excise Duty + VAT - the VAT being applied after the Excise Duty, effectively taxing the tax. In addition many pubs are owned by “pub cos”, who force the tenants to buy from prescribed suppliers at inflated prices. The pub cos are really property companies, they care not if this means the pub business fails, they’ll just close and redevelop the building/site as something else. Like many other 🇬🇧 problems this has its roots in Thatcherism.

You cannot trust anyone who doesn’t like marmite.

Well, she didn’t see that happening in the cards…

I think the problem that ‘merkins have with Marmite is that it doesn’t contain 95% sugar.

Enquiring minds need to know, was the stowaway called Gary?

Paging Bow Wow Wow. 🎶 Wild! Go wild! Go wild in the country Where ~~snakes~~ beavers in the grass are absolutely free 🎶 🙂

“It will likely be an issue with the visibility sensor not functioning as expected. The hazard warning signal indicates diminished visibility in the area, such as fog.”

Seagull shit. I bet it’s seagull shit 😀

No one dares to ask? Or just no one needs to ask since the answer is obviously “we’re fucked”.

I saw that headline and just wondered if she landed on the head of an eagle 🙂