this is the only explanation as to why he wouldnt say what the item is.
the "dents" part makes me think its a fleshlight instead of a full fuck doll, though.
contains ETOMIDATE, an ingredient in general anesthesia that blocks pain signals and makes you feel drowsy.
is that a half eaten crumpled candy bar lying on your belly
NLP doesnt work in any context at all
a town is planning a yuletide or similar celebration where they all pooled their resources to get an expensive icon. have them stake out the delivery and go into the town to steal the item, murdering anyone who resists
Yeah I dont know. I work in a field where I hear a lot of the details of people's employment stories and if I can tell you one universal thing its that women need to be 5x better than a confident sounding man in order to be taken half as seriously.
never underestimate how much the world dislikes a woman who knows more than anything than they do
if you havent been paying attention closely enough to notice that american voters do not want a woman in the white house im not sure what to tell you
nah its prolly god
I like to call my finnish friend half russian so he turns bright red and starts throwing his arms around like a blind gorilla
the joke doesnt work anywhere cause its fuckin stupid. coke being short for coca-cola and cocaine is a gag kids learn to make when they're 13 years old
I cannot BELIEVE taco bell ever even had a tostada and now im missing it entirely
water and electricity were used to guide you in how to locate this all you can eat buffet you speak of
goooooo fuck yourself