sam_the_tech

Great work! Why is it mounted in the air like that?

You can’t fool me. I can tell from a mile away that’s a fake beard! 👌

Good morning officer? Am I being detained?

Congrats! You look great in the first pic, and beautiful in the second! Like what you’ve done with the eyeshadow

If I never tell Howard my name, he can’t steal my identity. It’s that simple. FPOU saved my life!!

Every time it says “ thank you for your attention to this matter” I think about bashing my head against the wall until my brains fall out

I was gonna guess something to do with King Kong. Hope life gets out of your way sooner than later!