rockkicker

joined 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 49 points 8 months ago (24 children)

good thing they didn't actually kill him or there might be consequences

[–] [email protected] 97 points 8 months ago (2 children)

do these absolute buffoons not know how important my crude portfolio is?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (5 children)

not very absorbent

you may as well just not wipe

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago

immersive sim isn't a buzzword; it's a specific genre of game

there's like 2 buzzwords in that sentence, if you count video game titles, and if you count "a game he directed" as only a buzzword

if hideo kojima compared a game he was working on to metal gear, would you call that a buzzword?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

The human race requires judgment. You were simply separating that chaff from the wheat.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

because his brain is fucking cooked is why

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

to really go the whole hog keep a shelf with a hard copy of the united states code so that you can wipe your ass with some laws

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (2 children)

+ chef wearing black gloves

[–] [email protected] 343 points 8 months ago (22 children)

in-built, automatic tactile feedback that you need to reload because you feel 2 shots instead of 3

better than the british solution of "count in your head how many bullets you've used and reload when you hit 30"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

you can't walk TO somewhere where you already are

[–] [email protected] 41 points 8 months ago (2 children)
  • square up to target making angry eyes to intimidate them
  • step back into range
  • look at fist to make sure it's still there at the end of your arm
  • wind body up for maximum beyblade power
  • make contact with target using the side of your wrist
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