riskable

DOGE seems to be really good at generating government waste.

The entire basis for this is the assumption that goods are being transported using fossil fuels. If we transport the goods using electric trucks suddenly plastic starts to look much, much worse than paper or even glass.

Aluminum is much better all around so I'm not sure why it's lumped into everything else. It's basically infinitely recyclable and you don't have to use natural gas or propane to heat it up to the melting point for forming/extrusion. There's basically an infinite amount of ways to heat things up; even to really high temperatures.

"With your powers dispersed, I can go back to playing games on my NES!"

Not an artist but I have an idea!

An image of an old man being given a book by a doctor. The title of the book is clearly visible and reads, "Everything Hurts: A Guide to Aging" and the doctor is saying, "You can skip to chapter 10."

Above the scene is a hospital sign that says "Hospice ➡️" and there's a woman in a wheelchair being pushed in that direction.

There's family members standing around talking about the old man like he's not right there in front of them.

On the wall in the background is a sign describing the, "Silver Alert" system and how to notify the authorities if Grandpa goes missing.

As you wish: Wishmaster (1997).

"Do you wish to be beautiful forever?"

It's from the alpha

"Take control of assets" will be the one and only court order I think they'd pay attention to.

Seize Tesla, SpaceX, and X. Tell Trump that, "they're his now" and he might suddenly start letting the courts take everything from his cavalcade of billionaires!

Gotta prevent those windmills from giving you cancer!

This is a handy joke!

This anime looks so lame... But you can't judge a book by it's cover and even the description of many animes can be deceiving.

Is it actually any good? Or is it the trash anime it appears to be?

He summons drinks and snacks.

The solution to this is to make breakfast in the afternoon 👍