riskable

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[–] riskable@programming.dev 42 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He gets to stay in the US, at least 🀷

[–] riskable@programming.dev 4 points 10 months ago

To be fair, the "vandals" were just doing the Republicans a favor by taping the correct symbol to their door.

Straight up: It wasn't actually vandalism. Like handing out Russian flags at a conservative event:

https://www.vox.com/2017/2/24/14725950/russian-flag-cpac

[–] riskable@programming.dev 57 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

To be fair, that entire industry, wines about everything.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 31 points 10 months ago

That sounds... hot.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 31 points 10 months ago

What would happen if bedbugs went extinct? Other than mass celebrations, I mean.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago

That's a good point. Many do seem to worship the holy blunt πŸ€”

[–] riskable@programming.dev 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I believe the lesson here is that marijuana just isn't toxic enough to kill anyone.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 5 points 10 months ago

"So beautiful. So white and pure."

[–] riskable@programming.dev 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There's obviously something fowl going on in the Whitehouse.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

What are you talking about? Jesus helps people cross the border all the time!

Him and his cousin, Jose.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm surprised Trump and Musk aren't up in arms about the "car body count". "Won't somebody think of the children... We want to put to work--on overnight shifts, on school nights--making cars like this!"

[–] riskable@programming.dev 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

It's his own fault. He should've brought a switch and started whipping people whilst turning over a few tables.

His behavior wasn't Christ-like enough.

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