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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago

That sounds... hot.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Where on the body is the microwave located?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Best I can do is the washing machine. No one had ever called their step brother for help with getting stuck in the microwave.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Siracha lube requires fossil fuel fertilizers. Microwave just needs solar panels

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

nah, shower stuff is excellent

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

only if you have the right lube on have IMO. this stuff is great for shower stuff and it's made in Germany.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Silicone lube is a requirement.

It's really not worth the hassle, though. Fool around in the shower then move it to a different surface for sex.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Um... No, thanks