riskable

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[–] riskable@programming.dev 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Did the camp have a, "no cell phones" policy? Because that would explain a lot.

...which is why solely relying on cell phones for emergency alerts isn't a great plan.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 1 points 7 months ago

Nah. The rich have more than enough money to cover the missing people.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 6 points 7 months ago

Those schools are heartless!

[–] riskable@programming.dev 5 points 7 months ago

I dunno. They're pretty good with rocks. Given enough time they just might teach them to think.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 2 points 7 months ago

Arrr! Just say a prayer to the bitch queen of the sea every day and you'll be safe in your hammock, pirate.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 3 points 7 months ago

The opposite of the Fear of Missing Out (FOMO): The Fear of Missing In.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Just imagine it's all being held/manipulated by an anime girl sitting in the chair/boat.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Foam mattresses float. Just keep a bottle of water and a hand axe under your pillow 👍

[–] riskable@programming.dev 6 points 7 months ago

Finally! We're getting the feature that should've been present in HTML 1.0 🤣

It basically eliminates the need for id= attributes when linking which is awesome. Puts control in the hands of the user instead of being limited to whatever the web page creator thought was going to be what people want to link.

Power to the people! 💪

[–] riskable@programming.dev 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Because they probably just took the first image that was generated without even checking it. For today's generative image AI you usually want to generate great big batches then pick the best ones.

Then if you're looking for high quality in your meme you'll also use inpainting and pull the result into Krita or the GIMP to make further improvements (e.g. add text with a proper outline/drop shadow). Then when you're done you'll use AI to upscale the image to a great big size so that it'll look nice when you print it out and hang it on the wall in your cubicle or stick it to the office fridge or some filing cabinet 😁

[–] riskable@programming.dev 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

So... To save lives in situations like this you need to collect taxes to pay for a socialist weather prediction and emergency management system.

Texas: "Taxes and socialism‽ Forget it! We'd rather die. All we need to defend ourselves from weather or anything else is big pickup trucks and guns!"

[–] riskable@programming.dev 88 points 7 months ago

If they're proper mermaid tops they can be expensive though. You'll have to really shell out for them.

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