My dude. It's threes all the way down.
- Three new devices
- Third attempt at a game console
- Announced in 2025 (2+2+5=9 which is divisible by 3)
- Released in a year that ends in 6 (again divisible by 3)
- The steam machine is a cube, which exists in 3 dimensions.

It's garbage.
Barely enough to survive on, and if you try to get a second job to supplement income, better hope you don't go beyond the income limits. In Alabama, that's $1,631/mo or about $407 per week. If you make $408? Congrats! No more SNAP.