npcknapsack

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[–] npcknapsack@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 days ago

I think it is a great idea so long as the billionaires go there to stay with the data centres for maintenance purposes. They are the only geniuses who can do it!

[–] npcknapsack@lemmy.ca 24 points 4 days ago

Oh, no, they wouldn't do that. That's murder! No, no, they shoot the grandkids in the legs and arms, then complain they're lazy and entitled and say nothing was done to them. Bring your popcorn, and if you're feeling generous, you can smother it in crude and offer it to the grandkids.

[–] npcknapsack@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Actually, I'm also reminded of TMBG.

Does the cancer get her instead?

[–] npcknapsack@lemmy.ca 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But can anyone tell me how's the DOW doing?

[–] npcknapsack@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Penelope, you are buying underwear with bows. There are plenty without. I assume this is your underwear fashion choice.

[–] npcknapsack@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Maybe we can show this to the Alberta separatists and tell them they've already missed their chance? Bah, they'd probably just find a way to do something even stupider.

[–] npcknapsack@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Americans should be so lucky!

[–] npcknapsack@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Seems like something an old Sherlock Holmes would do.

[–] npcknapsack@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
  • It came on the heels of a court case that said Trump could only build his ballroom if there was a legitimate security concern (and all the right wing media had posts ready for ballroom support)
  • He (Trump) had never attended before now
  • The response from the SS seemed... lacklustre at best.
  • Karoline Leavitt said that everyone should watch because there would be shots fired.
  • He (the shooter) was entirely ineffectual.
  • Right wing women are so botox'ed that no one could see them being upset; right wing men were standing behind their wives.

Personally... fake is not exactly the answer, but it's oh so convenient, and given that people were sending in tips about him before this, I suspect that if they hadn't wanted this to happen, they'd have done security normally and he'd have been removed from the premises before he shot. But maybe I'm just underestimating how bad the US government's security has become since they fired so many people.

[–] npcknapsack@lemmy.ca 23 points 3 months ago

I thought these were jobs Americans wanted to fill. I'm pretty sure I heard that line from Republicans... I guess I'm a little surprised they aren't just bringing the ICE detainees directly out to the fields.

[–] npcknapsack@lemmy.ca 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I suspect you're significantly more screwed than just one next president.

[–] npcknapsack@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 months ago

Remember when everyone was up in arms against China for their social credit score? I guess it's fine as long as it's administered by a billionaire.

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