You can always funnel all your VPN traffic through a more typical port, like 80, and there's very little anyone can do to distinguish between your traffic and typical web traffic.
If your ISP causes issues with inbound traffic to your home network, just add another link to the chain to include a cloud-hosted server, or host it all entirely in the cloud (if you find a trustworthy one with a reasonable cost).
Hmmm. I wonder how they could improve the 'character of the neighborhood' and reduce their 'traffic issues'?
Perhaps, if we just give them more lanes and parking spots in New York Fucking City they'll solve it! Looks like a super pleasant place to hang out currently.
FFS. If you want a car-dependent nightmare dystopia, move literally anywhere else in the country! Sheepshead bay is in the damn subway network. Ride a bike. Go for a walk. Ride the damn subway. If it doesn't go to enough places, we should expand it!