I wouldn't mind but only if it's a really specific sort of assholery that's almost comical in depravity. Like maybe he enjoys tricking make-a-wish kids into ruining priceless works of art. And then he drinks the children's tears as they lay dying whilst wracked with guilt.
musubibreakfast
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I have a new idea for a car design, the front is a glass dome that's shaped like a human head. You accelerate by pushing your face into the dome and slow by pulling your head backwards. Steering is done by moving your neck and shoulders. If you crash, the first point of impact is your face.
She might starfish but you can't handle her when she goes through your phone at 4 a.m and asks you why this 'mom' woman keeps sending you good morning messages.
A piece of brie get you a one night stand, a slice of gouda gets you a date. Grated parmesan gets you a hand job. A steady supply of varied cheeses spread out over multiple months will get you a wife.
Of course every woman is different, but in general the age and quality of the cheese determines what you'll receive in exchange.
And in case you're wondering, a kraft single gets you a slap in the face.
Canberra is a mysterious place The people there are beautiful but they turn ugly the moment they leave the city. It's kind of a blob fish effect. Their bodies can't handle the pressure of greater australia.
That doesn't sound very confident.
You must be very consistent across the board. Can I ask what people hate about you?
I want to be in the comments as well. Good luck
"Please, mister fuckface is my father. You can just call me fuckface."
Nah, we need to bring in the big guns for this one. Stickers with slogans.
This is insane, this message looks like something out of a Command and Conquer game.
Set them on fire and catapult them over the border