musubibreakfast

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

The analog sticks have a set number of rotations after which they need to be replaced. Putting off brand analog sticks in the device will instantly brick it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm in academia and I refuse to read papers without emojis. The english language is far too subtle and advanced to understand without the context given by emojis 🧐

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

He's the laughing stock in his pack. Super humiliating stuff. I heard he started a youtube channel where he teaches other coyotes to be more alpha.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Set them on fire and catapult them over the border

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I wouldn't mind but only if it's a really specific sort of assholery that's almost comical in depravity. Like maybe he enjoys tricking make-a-wish kids into ruining priceless works of art. And then he drinks the children's tears as they lay dying whilst wracked with guilt.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I have a new idea for a car design, the front is a glass dome that's shaped like a human head. You accelerate by pushing your face into the dome and slow by pulling your head backwards. Steering is done by moving your neck and shoulders. If you crash, the first point of impact is your face.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago

She might starfish but you can't handle her when she goes through your phone at 4 a.m and asks you why this 'mom' woman keeps sending you good morning messages.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)

A piece of brie get you a one night stand, a slice of gouda gets you a date. Grated parmesan gets you a hand job. A steady supply of varied cheeses spread out over multiple months will get you a wife.

Of course every woman is different, but in general the age and quality of the cheese determines what you'll receive in exchange.

And in case you're wondering, a kraft single gets you a slap in the face.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Canberra is a mysterious place The people there are beautiful but they turn ugly the moment they leave the city. It's kind of a blob fish effect. Their bodies can't handle the pressure of greater australia.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That doesn't sound very confident.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (4 children)

You must be very consistent across the board. Can I ask what people hate about you?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I want to be in the comments as well. Good luck

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