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[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Hmm. Maybe systemctl enable rc-local because I was too lazy to get the service order correct and I just wanted something to happen last and be done with it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Is it incest or masterbation?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

As a cyclist I make aggressive eye contact with drivers, I need to see you seeing me before I know I've been seen.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

I know dignity when I see it!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

If I already have health care can I get two health cares? Jkjk what I'd really like it's affordable healthcare. I'm spending a good chunk of money on something I've very rarely used so far.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Boom... Bumper!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (10 children)

My boy went and machined his lodge!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Definitely Steven Seagal in that reggae song he did. This one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v4-zYghodc

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