lengau

Google is a Real Estate company that happens to own a search engine.

Good way to check that all the parts are working before putting whatever you want on it.

I had two generations of phones with never-used headphone jacks before I happened to get one without it. I almost got a Moto Z though.

Anyone in tech who followed the rise of paypal

He was always this bad and I've been warning people about him for a decade or more. That's the point - own the fact that you were ignorant rather than pretending this was some sort of change in him.

Honestly I view Teslas with these sorts of stickers as even worse than not having them, because Musk was always this bad.

An "I didn't know and now I regret it" sticker would garner much more sympathy from me.

The Reminder bot

While that's true and what I'm about to say could be legend rather than reality, I grew up being told that giraffes also tend to go to the top of a hill during storms, making them more likely to be struck by lightning.

My ex: what charging cables do you have? They last forever, mine break after a year!
Also my ex: so I got a bunch of the same charging cables you have and they all broke after a year

Kinda works for representing evil, repulsive people though.

Great way to damage a power cable.

The only reason my last machine didn't get more than 10 years worth of in-place upgrades was because I decommissioned it as a desktop and turned it into a server, so I wiped it at that point.