lazyneet

joined 2 years ago
[–] lazyneet@programming.dev 3 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Cum to think of it, I may have given my first handjob to someone I didn't even know.

[–] lazyneet@programming.dev 7 points 6 months ago

Same, though I always tried to focus on pecs with as targeted of exercises as possible. When the gain spilled over into shoulders I started to panic and stopped going to the gym.

[–] lazyneet@programming.dev 13 points 6 months ago

My list is probably same as most others...

  • Dating trans women
  • Watching trans porn
  • Jealousy of women
  • Hatred of masculinity
  • Nonbinary Internet persona
  • Avoidance of all haircare and skincare products marketed to men
  • Crossdressing while in total denial of own transness
[–] lazyneet@programming.dev 7 points 6 months ago
[–] lazyneet@programming.dev 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The slow road to being your best self takes a different path. If I had an answer to your question I wouldn't need to transition.

[–] lazyneet@programming.dev 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yes. My only suggestion is to shave your legs.

[–] lazyneet@programming.dev 12 points 6 months ago

To be properly and beautifully transitioned, then I get kidnapped and raped by a misunderstood recluse who turns out to be a tentacle creature in disguise.

[–] lazyneet@programming.dev 5 points 6 months ago

By myself as a teen: 5+. With a partner: 1 or 2 if any.

[–] lazyneet@programming.dev 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Depression gang here. I'm in therapy. Does it help? I don't know, but I'm also a full-time student, which at least distracts. I'm dating a guy who has my level of depression but lacks my sex drive and middle-class background, and I've had meaningful long-distance relationships as well, so I understand what you're experiencing. The trouble is that depression has many causes, and if it's chronic then you can get triggered by something and your whole day is ruined at the very least, and sometimes these spells last for months. There is no easy cure, but if he'll listen you can give him basic advice on finding help.

[–] lazyneet@programming.dev 8 points 6 months ago

I had a strong feeling of being bisexual in high school. Was totally open about it but nobody listened because I was a virgin.

[–] lazyneet@programming.dev 6 points 6 months ago

Texture good taste bad.

[–] lazyneet@programming.dev 2 points 6 months ago

Yesterday my on-and-off partner got mad at me for eating oatmeal because he didn't like the sound of the spoon in the bowl. I think he was deflecting from other issues. In the morning he acted like everything's fine and he even gave me a quickie before we left. Now I can't call him to tell him what's up on my end because he forgot his phone was on silent FOR A WEEK NOW. I pity people who need weed to calm down because it can really fuck with your personality imho.

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