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It's clear to me now that Polio actually contracted Mitch McConnell

"I'm simple and don't bother to look deeper into anything"

I like how the booing even gets to a professional comedian used to hecklers and booing as part of his day job. That's how bad this was loooool

THIS will solve everything wrong with his decaying site

Times like this I am sad I am in California where these chumps don't show their faces very often. My fellow statesmen are renowned for their political shithousing and they deserve to have their voices heard!

Literally nobody in my day-to-day life has ever warned me about or even used the term 'woke mind virus'. It's a fucking ridiculous notion pushed by ignorant, non-serious fakers. If anyone did say that to me in person, I'd laugh at their face then turn around and walk away laughing so hard i'd be looking for a hand rail or wall to balance myself. It's too bad social media doesn't allow for that level of humiliating interaction

Times like these I wish @elonjet did more than track that effer's plane

lol buckle up, shitty miami guy

First they came after healthcare CEOs, and I loled. Then they came after people eating oligarchs, and I smiled the grandest smile and grabbed a fork. Then they came for me - to ask me how funny all that was, and I was truthful that it was a blast and we should do this all the time

Makes you wonder how Ms "pretty pro-life" votes

I miss seeing those on the road. Name just fuckin rocks.