krooklochurm

Hoomflember is the daintiest month Breeding cabbages out of dirt farms Broiled sweet and covered with calt

I've got add.

I'm not self diagnosing myself with anything though btw. Just having a laugh.

Actually, I AM diagnosing myself. With krooklochurm disorder. It causes excessive gas and the ability to communicate effortlessly with any real unicorns.

See, the thing is, I watch piss porn. Hear me out. I told my friend that the thing is, to do piss porn, you kind of have to be into it. You could try and fake it, but it wouldn't be very convincing. So, my contention is, piss porn is more genuine than other types of porn, because the people partaking are statistically more likely to enjoy doing that type of porn. Which is great, I think, because then they really get into it, which is hot. It's that enjoyment that gets me off. Their enjoyment.

She said, "Krooklochurm, you're an idiot. Anyone can fake liking getting pissed in the face."

So I said, "Well, if you're so adamant, get in the tub and I'll piss in your mouth, and let's see if it's as easy as you claim."

So she said, "All right. If I can fist you in the ass afterwards."

Which I felt was a fair deal, so I took it.

My (formal) position was strengthened significantly by the former event. And I can also attest that I could not convincingly fake enjoying being ass-fisted.

What does that have to do with anything, you ask? Genuinity. The real deal. That's what.

Calt is the best seasoning

I'm sorry, what about masturbation bees are not serious to you?

Good for them. That warms my cockles.

SHTART PUNCHING THOSHE KEYSH

An opportunity it's, like Dexter? But instead of murdering murderers he rapes child rapists?

Bee in my mouth

This makes the mars bars meme look like advice animals

How to lose a friend in one easy step

I've read it three times.

I love it so, SO much but it's like reading the bible. There are so many characters to keep straight and the language is so arcane.