krooklochurm

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[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 25 points 3 weeks ago

They've squandered any good will a sane person could have for Israel.

The monstrous acts against Palestine haven't changed the way I view Jewish people as a whole, because I can separate religious beliefs from the actions of a nation state, but so,so many fucking idiots won't.

Israel can go fuck itself, but I really feel for all the sane Jewish people outside (and inside, though I don't think they're super numerous) Israel that are going to be targeted by actual fucking antisemitism by nut jobs.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca -2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If I fuck someone 10 times then havent i decimated them?

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca -1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Press a to fuck this wench

Press b to kill this wench

Press x to do both

Press y to do both in the opposite order

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

I wonder this all the fucking time.

YouTube has been a huge contributor to the lack of useful written knowledge online.

Which would be cool if any of googles search functionality worked anywhere and video wasn't a god awful fucking medium for learning everything.

Pause. Try a thing. Get behind. Pause. Rewind.. play. Pause. Play. Pause.

Even typing this out pisses me the fuck off.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

Which one gets pissed on and fucked by a horde of rubenesque women?

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca -1 points 3 weeks ago

High tech lasers from the future also help a lot.

Doubly so if they're supported by omniscient kill orbs from the orb wars of 3725.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't know if all the horrendous shit I see happening in the US right now is happening in New York but it doesn't seem so.

Something tells me New Yorkers wouldn't put up with any of that shit lying down.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Sekiro is the best fromsoft game because of the tentacle sex scene between Sekiro and the shit flinging gorilla.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

Good way of describing it, yeah.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

I ate a quarter ounce of mushrooms as a teenager and got to experience ego death.

I'd done small doses of mushrooms a couple times since then over the years and every time it felt like I was trespassing. Like I didn't belong in that headspace anymore.

I was like: yeah that's cool.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago

Racist jokes are often hillarious.

You don't make racist jokes because they're not funny. You don't make racist jokes because they're racist and dehumanizing.

A joke doesn't don't stop being funny because it's racist, but it does become dehumanizing and reflects very poorly on whoever is telling the joke. It also signifies a lack of wit because racist jokes are often very, very easy most of the time.

It's not that someone telling a racist joke isn't funny. It's that they're also a piece of shit.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I think

That

Deez nutz

Are very funny

If you find it hard to

Laugh

Laugh at deez nutz

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