krooklochurm

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[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca -5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Can't wait until Lemmy is just a stream of reposted tik tok videos just like Reddit.

Kudos for helping to make this a reality by posting a Reddit post that links to a TikTok post.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Agreed. There's also the issue of indexing. You can't ctrl+f a fucking video.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

I'm struck by the fact that the Reddit is now just straight fucking video content almost exclusively. And most of it is just reposts from TikTok.

It happened so slowly. But it's just video, video, video.

I don't like video content. Video content is not entertaining. Video content eats up the bandwidth on my phone. I do not like Reddit.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Sir, while I do think that, broadly speaking, your proposition does have merits, there is a point that I would like clarified, as I feel it is the linchpin of this particular proposal's success or failure.

This goth gf you mentioned: are her tiddies big? Is she a big tiddie goth gf, or are her tiddies of a normal size? While I do not think there is anything wrong with a goth gf without big tiddies, I think it is important that those potential goth gds who have big tiddies are not excluded from this proposal, as the size of one's tiddies should not define them, and tiddies are delightful regardless of size.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've tried living without a mobile phone.

It makes life needlessly difficult. Doing anything requires getting through layers of "why don't you have a phone"

I looked into getting a landline installed in my home. The guy at the phone store said land lines aren't a thing anymore and showed me the fucking modem they'd be using for my "land line"

Something is deeply wrong.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Pip pip cheerio and so forth, do send the children into the crushing machines for their next shift my dear fellow, for I shall be too busy doing laudunum and working on my pamphlet about the evils of masturbstion.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

YES SIR, MR. JAMESON, COMING RIGHT UO MR. JAMESON.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Rip you stallion

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

IT WAS DESIGNED BY RAY FUCKING HOLT?

RAYMOND. FUCKING. HOLT?

My sides.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Eat my asshole for 20,000 brown coins. The secret ingredient is human feces.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

It may also be interesting for you to learn that Puerto Ricans can hang from steel beams for hours.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The more principled and/or tech savvy of us.

The garbage stayed behind. And there's a lot of garbage.

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