kometes

/l for "le sarcasme"

You have to use the API and scripts.

You underestimate my ability to find and download new music to my player. It's not that I can't, it's just that I forget to.

Hi-fi audio recorders with builtin microphones. As a bass player, I deeply resent phone mics and speakers.

Pickles and spaghetti

Does this include using the European models?

"Thank you, Daddy Trump, for solving the migrant crisis, that was totally not made up!"

Pączki Day, everyone needs a donut.

Freshness matters.

States don't pay taxes -- people do. *

*And corporations.

I'm still going to get juice all over you.

Eighteen year hangovers are the worst.