klammeraffe

joined 2 months ago
[–] klammeraffe@lemmy.cafe 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lmfao, aws goes down and windows crashes

[–] klammeraffe@lemmy.cafe 2 points 1 month ago

They’re gonna cut the coffee beans off and then Trump will be dead.

[–] klammeraffe@lemmy.cafe 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They were probably trimming the tree.

[–] klammeraffe@lemmy.cafe 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Late stage humanity.

[–] klammeraffe@lemmy.cafe 5 points 1 month ago

Right wing robot? Kinda got that MTG thing going on. Just give her an AR15

[–] klammeraffe@lemmy.cafe 21 points 1 month ago (5 children)
[–] klammeraffe@lemmy.cafe 1 points 1 month ago

Well, cats are better than money, so if you went around petting every cat you could find, I wouldn’t really think much of it. In fact, I’d be pretty goddamn jealous that you could spend every waking minute in search of another beautiful pussy to snuggle with.

[–] klammeraffe@lemmy.cafe 2 points 1 month ago

Woooowww. I can hear those passengers screaming

[–] klammeraffe@lemmy.cafe 3 points 1 month ago

Clearly those cars should have pulled into the ocean!

[–] klammeraffe@lemmy.cafe 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Meanwhile, in Massachusetts: Use the freeway!

https://vger.to/lemmy.world/post/37586269

[–] klammeraffe@lemmy.cafe 3 points 1 month ago

Well tbf, most of the offending ones seem to be republicans or preachers—and they frequently get off… the hook!

I’ll see myself out.

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