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They hate queer people, but they love excuses to do violence.

Nazis on reddit are claiming that it was an Islamist, so there will probably be anti-immigrant pogroms regardless of whether that's true.

They're the ones setting the bar. They can't clear it, only raise or lower it. I just wish they'd do the former.

Scientists know when to use existing knowledge.

No, cubes cannot be destroyed by crushing. The portal disappears when the surface starts moving and then the cube stops the surface's descent.

People have been saying that since at least 2016, but The Onion hasn't lost a step. Their writers unionizing in 2018 made them even better than before despite Trump being President at the time.

Good point.

Yes, but that's a low bar.

Well, yeah, you need the "k" for the sounds it currently has. How else will you have kites or air konditioning?

This sounds like Luddite nonsense, but there's actual research that strongly suggests that Gen Alpha is the first generation in recent history (if not recorded history) to be less intellectually capable than its parents. We finally beat the Flynn Effect and all it took was $10 trillion and destroying the planet.

I'm in favor of replacing ch with just c, so you'd have a kappakuolo and ceese sandwic. That way, it isn't redundant and we have fewer special cases.

Also, "x" is usually redundant with "ks", so use it for what's currently "sh" to eliminate another redundancy and another special case.

Add back the thorn and eth for "th" and use "f" instead of "ph" and consonants are actually pretty consistent.

Edit: I can't believe I forgot ditching the soft "g" and "s", so it'd actually be ceeze.

It's found in not just a few but the majority of all autopsies!