istewart

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[–] istewart@awful.systems 6 points 1 month ago

I'm filing suit for copyright infringement AND breach of privacy, clearly they've been training on my personal webcam recordings.

[–] istewart@awful.systems 7 points 1 month ago

I advocate for inclusion with equal-opportunity E. coli contamination, that's why I voted for RFK Jr. We can all spew together!

[–] istewart@awful.systems 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Maybe the robot can finally explain to me how Justin Timberlake's "SexyBack" is actually music and not just somewhat organized noise?

[–] istewart@awful.systems 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I know AGI is real because it keeps intercepting my shipments of, uh, "enhancement" gummies I ordered from an ad on Pornhub and replacing them with plain old gummy bears. The Basilisk is trying to emasculate me!

[–] istewart@awful.systems 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Reminds me of how Scott Adams hedged in 2016 with all sorts of disclaimers that he wasn't really a Trump supporter, he was just impressed by a "master persuader." Now look at the guy.

[–] istewart@awful.systems 2 points 1 month ago

It even works with Proton on Linux... absolutely amazing how a 20-year-old game is able to simulate today's KDE 6. The man truly is a visionary ahead of his time.

[–] istewart@awful.systems 5 points 1 month ago

At least they're all contained in a relatively confined space with limited routes of egress

[–] istewart@awful.systems 15 points 1 month ago

For Yarvin, it always is and always will be someone else's fault

[–] istewart@awful.systems 10 points 1 month ago

It is very important to notice and continually point out that these people appear to believe more fervently in their chosen demons than they do in their proclaimed god

[–] istewart@awful.systems 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I feel like I've seen chud weirdos ranting about seed oils suppressing testosterone levels, but I could be hallucinating

[–] istewart@awful.systems 5 points 2 months ago

Hey, at least the professional Elon haters are actually doing their jobs, unlike the man himself

[–] istewart@awful.systems 12 points 2 months ago

I am certain that many of those ignorant of the history (or even were there for it, like DHH) would still argue that Google deserves credit because of the V8 JavaScript engine. But I continue to doubt that further promulgating JavaScript was a net positive for the world.

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