icanbrewmushrooms

Correct. Patriotism is a form of xenophobia.

Surely that would just spread the spores, which is the whole point of the mushroom in the first place.

I always preferred liberty caps to cubensis, personally

This is called existentialism.

Half of all science involves torturing mice in some way

It was an option, but the fact there's an article about it suggests he got caught, and I imagine the consequences will be worse than having to attend a work party.

Other options (with consequences of varying severities) include: jumping out of a window; never quiting the job until you die so they can't throw you any parties; not showing up for the last day of work; telling your colleagues you don't want a leaving party.

I'm pretty sure those are his principles, the man is a fucking ghoul.

Bar-weep-gra-nar-weep-ninibon?

That's okay, drinking in bars is a popular group activity 😊

Really? Things have clearly changed in the 25 years since my last school trip then. We didn't go to bars with our teachers, but we had plenty of free time in the evenings, some of which was definitely spent in bars.

Their laws don't allow online advertising (or something, I'm not clear on the actual details).

No ads on YouTube, Spotify can still play ads for premium (but they don't make any money from them), and you can play mobile games without having to deal with ads too.