hungryphrog

If I have to get up before sunrise one more time I'm going to kill someone.

So I'm on mobile Firefox (=no extensions) and wanted to download a few files, but the links led me to Boostellar, and besides the fact that I have better things go do than look at ads, it doesn't even work at all in the first place.

What can I do about this? (and no, I can't download any extensions, so don't bring those up)

So, my clumsy servant broke the amphora I've had for as long as I can remember. I went to the marketplace looking for a new one, but for some reason almost all the amphorae there were 'wheel thrown'.

What does that even mean?? Take a wheel off some poor farmer's ox-cart and throw at a clump of clay hoping you get a pot?

Are coiled pots suddenly not good enough for people anymore?!

This question randomly popped into my head some time ago. I haven't really found anything on Wikipedia relating to masochism outside of sex, but since sadism can be non-sexual, why could masochism be too?

I've been farting a lot for my entire life, but especially while sleeping. I usually sleep on my side, curled up, but sometimes on my back. I don't have any allergies or similar things that could be causing this as far as I know.

For example, last night was like this:

• I lay down, I fart twice
• I adjust my position, I fart again
• I roll on my left side, I fart
• I get up to fix my bed, I fart
• I lay down again, I fart

This is rather unfortunate because I like sleep with my head under the blanket.

Edit: as for my eating habits, my diet has consisted mainly of granola with 2-4 per day and miscellanous fruit and vegetables for the last 4+ years.

I realised that for some reason, I still don't know this. Why do we have different skin colors, hair textures, eyes or such? Is it just a random thing that happened or are there evolutionary reasons to it?