hungryphrog

I want to hug and kiss your fluffball of a cat and never ever let her down.

Huh?

Feels like half of lemmings run into tankies every day, and the other half is lucky enough to never have encountered one.

Lucky. I see them everywhere and it's driving me nuts.

'Um what about the bad thing america did?? Are you saying that's okay?! You capitalist nazi!'

Of course? All that flowing. Why do you think rivers sometimes run dry? Because they're exhausted!

Obviously you haven't seen a good natural rock.

I haven't seen this particular rock with my own eyes.

I don't think I want to bite that.

you mean gravel?

What if a child saw this post? Do you want children to get traumatised by this disgusting sinful rock perversion?!?

What if it's a hyper realistic drawing of a stone? Checkmate atheists.