I know very little German, but I get the feeling that even if i understood every word, this would still be incomprehensible lol
“Submissions should be vintage memes or commentary about vintage memes. Commenters are advised to appraise the internet value and provenance meme antiquities.”
This post probably does count as “commentary about vintage memes,” but my comment also counts as an appraisal of the provenance of the meme. I can make it more appraisal sounding:
“While at first glance this appears to be an “I am the night” meme from the late 2000s early 2010s, closer inspection of the top image shows signs of being AI generated meaning this meme is much more modern. Fortunately antique memes are often more about the vibes, themes, and format of antique memes so it is likely this meme will gain several dozen upvotes in this community”
Not to be that guy, but the top image is AI generated so this might be pushing the definition of “antique meme” a little. Stable diffusion is only like three years old right?
It’s the rotting flesh that’s the problem! The slug just goes straight through with minimal resistance whatsoever. Last time it went through and ended up shattering one of my garden gnomes, and the damn beast just stood up on its hind legs and walked away unscathed… it was one of my good garden gnomes too…
And most people don’t know this but Canada gooses were the deciding factor in the 1995 Quebec referendum. They kept this fuckin’ country together.
(Glass shatters) You gotta problem with animal lovers you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate!
I recently made a decision to transfer colleges in order to save my mental health. This meant I’d have to take on a few student loans, but with FAFSA it still felt manageable, and it has significantly improved my life.
However, If financial assistance from the government drops, the chances I will be able to afford school long enough to graduate drop significantly too.
I’m not super jazzed about that; though, I still think the transfer was worth it.
Oh yeah, also, I just recently got medicated for ADHD and it’s what’s let me start to pull my life together, but adderall might get banned so… rip me.
Maybe I’ll take up smoking lol. I mean that as a joke, but what a world when clinically safe, prescribed meds might get banned but literal cancer causing, heavy metal filled, habit forming drugs are going to be legal forever…
Cheers mates, couldn’t have asked for a better seat to watch the final fall of America and possibly the rest of the world. Good luck to all of you who’ll last longer than me.
“Oh Bender, you didn’t touch the Crushinator did you?”
“Of course not. A lady that fine you gotta romance first.”
Remember folks: weather models are based on historical data. As climate change forces weather patterns to break from their historical norms, weather predictions based on previous models will become increasingly inaccurate.
Though the local, short term predictions shouldn’t be that affected so I have no clue why Siri tells me “it doesn’t look like it will rain today” while there’s literally rain falling outside my window…
“Fry, is it love when you care about a female for reasons beyond mating?”
“Nope. Must be some weird alien emotion.”
Guillotines could cut the economy in half too; I think we may be ready for that
What a terrible day to have eyes…