highenergyphysics

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Literally the same American MFs when they have to “just” eat literally any part of an animal other than muscle tissue from cow, pig, or fowl: 😭

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Alternatively for small brains like me:

Imagine you have an infinite amount of $1 bills are laid out in a line. Right next to it is a line of $100 bills.

As you go down the line, count how much money you have at any given point.

Which total is worth more?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It’s boomer humor, but without the hate

The entire joke is that the boxes should have washed up before the stranded person died

I remember these being pretty funny as a kid which explains the lead addled mental state of Gary’s audience at the time

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

No Uber driver ever scammed me into paying double fare or refusing credit cards.

Uber is objectively a cancer upon society. They should legally employ their drives and pay a fair wage with prices to match.

All I’m saying is, it takes a real shitty industry for Uber to still be the better option. Every “innovation” in the picture is a complete joke and should never be used even for practical purposes, except Uber…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Really interesting how networks will never mention how wage theft is greater than all retail theft combined