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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 134 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He doesn’t play games. He pays people for high level accounts and then gets butthurt when his stream chat absolutely clowns on him for playing like an absolute fucking n00b

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 41 points 1 month ago (3 children)

People always say that it doean't matter, and they should focus on the reall issues. And i agree, but still, it shows just how pathetic and just what kind of loser he is.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Mockery is the one tactic from the left that the right does not have a strategy to resist. They cannot stand up to trolling.

That's one of the reasons the right has spent the last decade trying to convince the left that trolling is "theirs" and it can't work for us. It's an obvious lie and we're not falling for it.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 9 points 1 month ago

It's extra funny that he does that to hself. He could just shut up, but no. I remember when overwatch came out, and he claimed that he played a lot of overwatch. He also claimed to binge full metal alchemist. Around tye same time his child was born and he was obviously spending a lot of time with his child, while also working 20 hours a day 7 days a week. He could just shut up, no one cares, but he can't, because he's a sad little man who has to make up every accomplishment he never achieved.

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[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

The real issue is that this situation isn't fictional.

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 110 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I just can't shoot pretend cops.

Btw, what night is the wildest party on your kiddy rape island?

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Elon was never invites to the island. He is too much of a loser. There is an email in the files in which he gets rejected like "uh sorry the party is cancelled".

[–] charokol@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sadly, I believe that email was debunked as a fake

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[–] gh0stcassette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 108 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He'd rather kill hundreds of thousands of children in real life by cutting off international food aid through DOGE 💀💀. I hope his ass gets cooked at Nuremberg 2.0

[–] decolo@piefed.social 18 points 1 month ago

I'll bring the huge stew pot

[–] db2@lemmy.world 94 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 1 month ago

Well, I believe that he couldn’t do it. Just not the explanation.

[–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 month ago

He prefers to play Tropico where you make the law and suppress anybody disagreeing.

[–] mumblerfish@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There is debate with Theil and Graber in which Theil basically says that today paypal would be impossible to start, because all they did was actually money laundering. So yeah, it's crime all the way down for these people.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 24 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Are you talking about this quote (emphasis added):

PayPal couldn’t have started in a post-Patriot Act world. We would have been accused of money laundering.

because, if so, I think you have misrepresented it quite badly.

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[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

GTA5 actually had some things to say about the Epstein class. That's probably the reason why it didn't resonate well with him.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

And he hates chess because royalty can die in it.

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 30 points 1 month ago

This guy is a fucking liar.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did he actually try it, or did he pay a kid to try it for him? 🤔

[–] leavemealone@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

Maybe he tried but kept dying in the tutorial mission? Considering his past gaming highlights, he may be telling the truth here...

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He's only into raping children and financial crimes.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

Don't forget mass murder.

[–] themaninblack@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would like it if we don’t post Elon musk stuff

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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He also quit playing BioShock early when he found there was no option to play as Andrew Ryan.

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[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

But he'll happily let thousands of children die due to his decision to cut USAid. Even when presented with evidence of it, he attacks the bearer of the news.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Shooting a cop in game is just lame, when you already have 600.000 deaths (so far) on your name by scrapping USAID and forced millions into poverty with corruption.

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The most pathetic of losers.

This is the kid who gets picked last for a schoolyard game and it's 100% justified.

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

"Why won't this game let me lick the cops' boots? Open-world, my ass!"

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 16 points 1 month ago

Yeah he'd prefer to kill millions of real brown children instead

[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cant believe Dan has played every single game other than those 6

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Only soft crimes, like embezzlement, coercion, stock manipulation, money laundering...

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

he just allows AI general CSAM on his degenerate platform.

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[–] dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Couldn't do it in the sense that he tried and couldn't hit.

Then he cried like that time he showed everybody that he can't hit anything in poe without melting in 2 seconds.

After that he jizzed into a test tube because he can't hit that pussy neither.

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[–] THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

He likes white collar crimes. He has other people do his blue collar crimes.

[–] tigermountain@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Crimes in GTA are small potatoes for Elon. He thinks big so he's only interested in crimes against humanity.

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

What a sad and pathetic little loser...

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

The game that is named after a crime has too much crime!

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Haven’t played.

Tried.

How does one try a game without playing it? Like taking a small nibble out of the box?

[–] Alabaster_Mango@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Am I missing something here? One guy said he hadn't played, a second guy said he tried. Is that first account a known Elon burner or something?

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh fuck me I thought it was Elon replying to himself.

Meh I’m keeping it up.

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[–] rangber@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

What a pick me dork!

[–] Doom@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

He's just sucks at gaming. Maybe he'd improve if he actually played the games instead of paying people to level his characters for him or had friends to play with. Fucking loser.

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