goober

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I get that but you are not convincing me that this is good

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Uncut Gems

A stressful two hours of screaming and bad decisions

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 months ago (5 children)

There is no such thing as negative numbers. "How do you take 5 apples from 3 when there are only 3 apples?" This was in elementary school in Wisconsin. The temperature regularly goes below zero. Pointing this out got me time in the corner. I'm still kinda salty about that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

In Mississippi lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

As a northerner who lived in Tulsa for four years, I'd say Oklahoma was "Acts nice, are crazy"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Electoral College nonsense? It's super easy to get Harris signs here in Wisconsin.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Six Feet Under

What We Do in the Shadows (cuz I love that song)

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (2 children)

We found a dead baby bird. Was told most animal babies don't live to adulthood. Knew people were animals so it was likely me and most of my friends would be dead by 21

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Whenever I close something that locks, I touch the key that unlocks it first. This has saved me many times from locking myself out of the house and locking my keys in the car or trunk

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago
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