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Absolutely. There are a thousand text editors and even a 10 year old ThinkPad can handle simple text entry with ease. Encrypt the computer with a strong password and you can be confident your writing is only seen by you.

It's got big Zoidberg energy

When you go swimming: blow your nose in the shower before entering the pool. That way you won't accidentally have a booger hanging out while swimming.

I'd give it a try for free, on the right person.

Come on man... I'd accept an increase in taxes for a climate plan with teeth and a spine.

I was born on a Logsday, now people are telling me I don't exist.

Well, your mum rang about you going around tomorrow night, and then Liz rang about the two of you eating out tonight, and then your mum rang back to see if I wanted to eat her out tonight...

#2 is classic. #5 has never let me down. But ive never understood how people use #7: shitty wobbly tip

If only we could somehow convert them to energy storage for the grid...

I don't own a car, I'm poor.

It's fun to learn about stuff, and there are books on any subject imaginable.

Sigh, so true.