"Why don't you walk to where you're going, you damn dirty ape?"
frog
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There was an article written about this.
Apparently the nudes of Abigail Shapiro is really of a camgirl named Rachel MFC.
Evil temptation is supposed to be tempting. Elizabeth Hurley in Bedazzled taught me that.
My friend was talking to his mom on the phone. He checks his pockets and starts panicking. He thought he lost his phone.
So I start helping him look for it...
After a couple of minutes he realized he was using it.
He thought I was fucking with him.
I wasn't. I just had a brain fart moment.
Maybe it was the weed.
Damn, Disney hasn't went this hard with memevertisement since Mandolorian.
Thank you for posting. This my main news source. This post is exactly how I found out. I confirmed with Wikipedia.
This is why Moe Szyslak hates Bart.
Now let me tell you about the story of the conception. A virgin can be a virgin while giving birth to a chestbuster.
Makes sense. Facehugger dies on Good Friday. Some time later a chestbuster is alive. By Easter Sunday the Xenomorph is back again from the tomb of its host.
Before reading the last panel, I thought this was about a chef pissed off about a Michelin review so he decides to review their tires.
Spider-Ham's origin story:
Peter Porker was born a spider and resided in the basement lab of May Porker, a scientist who invented an atomic-powered hairdryer to revolutionize the hair care industry. After dousing her head with water and activating the dryer, May accidentally irradiated herself and in a fit of delusion, bit Peter, transforming him into an anthropomorphic pig. Running from the Porker home, Peter soon came to realize that he still retained a spider's abilities.
Spider-Ham was a spider bitten by a irradiated pig...
This is where flying squirrels come from.