fiddlesticks

Tbh I think that would be too fast, I'd make him drive a cyber truck till it catches fire (which might be faster actually)

*American

Crazy how I can't even get the spam bots interested in me.

Preferably with a vice

Out of curiosity, could you live and work in Texas but do all your shopping outside to pay the absolute bare minimum in taxes?

Lol my dumbass thought you meant glueing the strings to your fingers to force you to play

Yeah but think of the short term profits they could make with some enshitification, it would be enough for at least like two yachts per shareholder

The rice in general might be too exotic for them

As someone in a similar situation I'd recommend using a free tier oracle vps with a wireguard tunnel to connect to you services. Effectively just using the vps as a proxy for your own network. Here's a guide that should work for your purposes https://github.com/mochman/Bypass_CGNAT

Just don't forget the cameras :)

It looks like its just a different DNS server that allows them to resolve their own special TLDs

I guess you could argue that total eradication of anyone that Israel hates will bring peace so they were sorta right