dumbass

He'll always be the White Van Man to me

And look, you've already knocked 3 things off your list.

Humans are perverts.

It's like how goths become invisible, you dress spooky all year, put some effort into Halloween, just being you isn't a costume.

WWE is in town all week, gonna be like that for a few days, I'll be one of those dudes in a couple of days.

As if that bitch has had a conscious thought her entire life.

Beat the shit out of them when they swoop, a few cracks in the head and they start thinking twice about swooping you.

I started doing that over a decade ago, the magpies near my house don't do shit to me anymore.

What fucking cemetery do you live near that has 12 ft skeletons buried in it?

Close the post, we got an answer.

I'ma sorry.

Yeah I don't salt my pasta water, I chuck a shit tonne of chicken stock in there.