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[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago

Nah, I think they get off on playing guitar while skating a half pipe.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago

I dont know many animals that will willing suck another animals toes while another animal pours hot wax on the first animal while another animal sitting in the dark corner watches and pours hot wax on itself while patting another animal wrapped up in the tanned leather of another animal, as 2 other animals film it.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Jigsaw: So you like to play games do you, dumbass..

Me: sorry I couldn't hear you, I'm partially deaf.

Jigsaw: (louder) So you like to play games do you, dumbass..

Me: Sorry, still couldn't hear you, I don't mean to be rude but are you mumbling? Try again, louder and clearer

Jigsaw:SO YOU LIKE TO PLAY GAMES DO YOU, DUMBASS...

Me: you don't have to yell

*jigsaw triggers the saw trap killing me instantly*

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago

And then the man looked at the camera and said "We don't make mistakes, just happy accidents"

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 26 points 1 month ago

Fascist ~~sympathizers.~~

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago

Time well spent.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 77 points 1 month ago (8 children)

- American ISP's

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Have you not seen a middle aged male German tourist?

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 36 points 1 month ago (10 children)

That looks like a giant...

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Look they're rebuilding a ~~hospital~~ Hezbollah bunker - Israel next month.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Through sheer dumb luck, I only work 2 days next week.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They just want the hostages out of Palestine so they can finish flattening it.

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