dumbass

I don't make em'

I don't read em'

I just enforce em'

The land of the ~~free~~ facists

And the home of the ~~brave~~ weak willed racists.

*Aggressively folds wallet in half. *

Me: You fucking idiot.

While Garfield and the staypuff marshmallow man from ghostbusters witness it, you can also see Cartmans fat ass behind them.

Explain this "murder" you speak off.

But lying is wrong and bad, it's badong!

Wait, they're full of shit? I don't believe you!

Me *grabs menu and points at item*: That.

Can I just mock them without wanting anything else?

Just wait.