dumbass

I called this the moment he got arrested. Rapists gotta protect each other.

I knew he was full of shit, but Jesus Christ he was full of shit.

I'm just saying there's been a lot of people pretending to be doctors throughout America's history.

Nawwwwwwww poor widdle Microsoft.

The Bible.

I'm just fighting the overwhelming urge to do this.

🎶Don't tariff beef, Argentina!

- Trump.

He prefers his stimulants in prescription form.

Nah, but you can do that in America.

He can be the fresh prince of cell block 9.

It's hard to appear in something you're holding up on your shoulders.

Anti-sneakers.