dkppunk

joined 8 months ago
[–] dkppunk@piefed.social 1 points 8 minutes ago

We had an open relationship that he completely took advantage of. Every night that I wasn’t home, he was at a bar trying to hook up and often did. Problem was, I worked overnights and I wasn’t home 5 nights a week.

Then he said he didn’t love me anymore and moved in with a woman twice our age. Can someone say, hobosexual?

It was really funny when he kept coming back to me trying to hookup. The fucking crocodile tears when he went to kiss me and I turned away. He sobbed like a little baby bitch and said “I just wanted to feel like you wanted me here” like I hadn’t begged him to come back multiple times. Not my best moment but I’m better off without 🤷‍♀️

[–] dkppunk@piefed.social 5 points 6 hours ago

I still do this with Blu-ray's I borrow from the library. It’s pretty great 😊

[–] dkppunk@piefed.social 11 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Velma, I know I’ve said this before, but you are such a kick ass mom! 💚

[–] dkppunk@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago

I started Learn My Lesson by Kate Robert while on vacation. I had to put a pause on that because it’s a bit too smutty as my daily driver book.

After I paused that book, I walked around the airport bookstore and picked up Devolution by Max Brooks. I was interested when I went to the airport bookstore on my way out, when I picked it up a second time on my way home, I decided to purchase it. I’m really digging the book a lot!

[–] dkppunk@piefed.social 1 points 3 days ago

I started on Lemmy world and I was happy there for a while. It was my first Fediverse instance and account. Then I noticed all the 🏴‍☠️ comms were blocked, so I switched to PieFed and I’ve been pretty happy ever since.

Both have pros and cons. I’m not a fan of the admins of Lemmy with ml and I don’t agree with everything Rimu does with Piefed. I use Blorp on my iPhone for both formats. Overall though, I’ve had a better experience on PieFed than Lemmy, even if it’s mostly because I get to see pirate content again.

[–] dkppunk@piefed.social 1 points 5 days ago

A honeybee with super cute pollen pants!! 🥰

[–] dkppunk@piefed.social 4 points 6 days ago

Give me one cocktail or hard seltzer at a party then I’m done with drinking and happy.

Keep passing me all the weed, I’ll never be done, but I’ll be happy.

🤣

[–] dkppunk@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

The Stars Are Legion by Kameron Hurley

Super weird and fucked up SciFi and really good

[–] dkppunk@piefed.social 15 points 3 weeks ago

I feel her joy when she says her dress has pockets. I also love pockets in my dress to carry my knife!

[–] dkppunk@piefed.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

Right! It’s all about the context 😊

[–] dkppunk@piefed.social 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I get it! I just love hearing “you have such a pretty cunt” lol 🫣

[–] dkppunk@piefed.social 1 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I use it on occasion, but usually when I’m really trying to articulate how much someone is an asshole.

Or it’s nice if used during sexy times 🤭

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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by dkppunk@piefed.social to c/awwnverts@lemmy.world
 

Cool looking neon skimmer that landed near my tomatoes. Not entirely sure where it came from as the nearest pool of water is pretty far and very shallow. Still fun to see and happy it stuck around for a photo shoot! 😊

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Luffa update (media.piefed.social)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by dkppunk@piefed.social to c/gardening@lemmy.world
 

This was the little guy from last week:

Update on the luffas I posted about: https://piefed.social/post/2094148

These plants grow fast. This is about a week’s worth of growth on two fruits. The luffas have gotten significantly larger.

I’m not going to update these frequently, just wanted to show the growth rate in case anyone is thinking of growing a luffa plant. They are so much fun!

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by dkppunk@piefed.social to c/awwnverts@lemmy.world
 

Tried to catch the baby to move it out of my garden, but it crawled into the flower and showed me its little booty instead lol

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My luffas are starting! (media.piefed.social)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by dkppunk@piefed.social to c/gardening@lemmy.world
 

Last year, a friend gave me a bunch of seeds that were going to be thrown away, mostly packaged for 2024. One of the packs was for luffas, a type of gourd that is commonly used as a sponge. I threw 2 in my Aerogarden to watch them sprout. I quickly learned it was too much plant for not enough space, so I moved one outside into a pot of dirt. It looked really sad for a while, I honestly thought it was going to die, but after the transplant shock wore off it started growing and producing. The inside luffa only produced 1 female flower and tons of male flowers. The outside luffa had a lot more female flowers, so I hand pollinated all of the female flowers with males from the inside plant. I ended up harvesting 10 sponges from my one outside plant.

This year’s plant is from a seed I harvested from last year’s luffa. I have another plant that I’ll be culling soon because the pot is too small and it’s only producing a few male flowers. But the one in the picture looks a lot happier and the luffas are growing larger every day.

I hand pollinated them because the bees go crazy for my luffa flowers and take all of the pollen with them. The large luffa was pollinated about 2 weeks ago and the smaller was pollinated last week. They are so much fun to grow, I highly recommend them if you have space. My luffas are grown in pots with an upside down tomato cage for it to vine up.

I think I want to try other kinds of gourds too because they are so fun and useful! Plus it helps support my local bee population :)

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by dkppunk@piefed.social to c/gardening@lemmy.world
 

I actually love invertebrates and I’ve always considered pill bugs very cute. I fully understand how beneficial they are to gardens but O.M.G. they are destroying my plants this year. In 2 months, I’ve lost 5 luffa, 3 hot pepper, and 2 soybean plants to these adorable little fuckers. Thankfully, they are completely ignoring my Roma tomatoes.

I am going to get some diatomaceous earth today to sprinkle at the base of my plants and probably put down some sacrificial plant scraps to lure and feed them away from my vegetables. I don’t want them all to die, but I can’t get my plants to grow when they eat the stems.

Last year, I had an issue with hydrophobic soil, so this year I have put down straw to keep moisture in, which has allowed the pill bugs to run rampant throughout the garden. I do not overwater but I do live in a more arid climate, so things do get dry pretty quick and plants get thirsty. I almost prefer hydrophobic soil at this point.

I’ll be moving the surviving 3 soybeans and 2 pepper plants to a separate raised garden bed that the pill bugs cannot access, but UGH I never thought I’d be so frustrated with these cute guys!

Looking for any additional advice on getting rid of pill bugs/rollie pillow/sow bugs or whatever you want to call them. Such adorable and incredibly frustrating little fuckers!

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Bee butt in a male loofa flower (media.piefed.social)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by dkppunk@piefed.social to c/beebutts@lemmy.world
 

Bees are such cuties :)

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Bee butt in marigold (media.piefed.social)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by dkppunk@piefed.social to c/beebutts@lemmy.world
 

The bees really love my marigolds :)

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by dkppunk@piefed.social to c/awwnverts@lemmy.world
 
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I feel like I’m being watched (media.piefed.social)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by dkppunk@piefed.social to c/spiders@lemmy.world
 

Cute little Buttonhook Leafbeetle Jumping Spider that did not want to sit still for a picture. It kept moving around to the other side of the stem when I got close lol

It was super cute 💚

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by dkppunk@piefed.social to c/awwnverts@lemmy.world
 




Little cutie that was hanging out on my lemon tree. It kept going to the other side of the leaf when I came around to get a picture lol

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Baby mantis (media.piefed.social)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by dkppunk@piefed.social to c/awwnverts@lemmy.world
 


I found this little cutie in my garden the other day 💚

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by dkppunk@piefed.social to c/spiders@lemmy.world
 




This is my bark lynx spider friend. I call her Bump because she looks like a tiny bump on my tomato cage :)

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