dickJohnson

Mommy 🥵

Nah, call a lawyer. Cops won't do shit here.

Sure, I'd love to put a baby in you.

So the lawn isn't a euphemism for a penis? /S

Uncut. Infantile mutilation should be illegal.

I'd love to write my dissertation with these professors

Yeah, I'm gonna need a source my friend

See you. Feel you. Taste you. I'd want all of that and more...

idk anyone I've met that looks like this is usually a terf but ymmv

Good, maybe I'll give you a little treat during our walk then. 🦴

If Rayman Origins is on that Vita then I'll play with you so hard neither of us will be able to walk in the morning or use our thumbs