decrypting_your_data

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[–] decrypting_your_data@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The secret plan wasn’t sex. It was pregnancy.

[–] decrypting_your_data@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 day ago (8 children)

If you want to have sex, you’ll find a way, a place, and a time. All you can do is educate; no one was aware of their secret plan at the time.

[–] decrypting_your_data@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Her boyfriend’s mom is super excited and told them that, since she’s a rich, bored housewife with nothing to do, she can take care of the baby and they can do whatever they want.

[–] decrypting_your_data@sh.itjust.works 73 points 1 day ago (13 children)

Thing is, it wasn’t an accident. The boyfriend’s family is wealthy, so their line of thinking was: “There’s money, why not be young parents? It’s so romantic.”

[–] decrypting_your_data@sh.itjust.works 65 points 1 day ago (7 children)

She had comprehensive sex ed. This was on purpose, they wanted it…

[–] decrypting_your_data@sh.itjust.works 63 points 1 day ago (10 children)

At the time of birth, our daughter will be 17 and her boyfriend 19...

 

I’m becoming a grandpa at 43. Mildly infuriating, 'cause there are way worse things in life.