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His name is Sir Gilbert Humphrey Hubert II. He said he'd help me pirate Nintendo games and Disney movies. He also wanted me to give him a tour of my moonshine distillery in the mountains.

Can I trust him?

 

Well I sure hope he can lift that spatula alright

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The pirate's life is for me (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈThe Pirate Song πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ

Oh I like to be a pirate

A pirate's life for me

All my friends are pirates

And sail the B.B.C.

I've got a Jolly Roger

It's black and white and vast

So get out of your Skull and Crossbones

And I'll run it up your mast

With a yo-ho-ho

And a ya-ha-ha

And a ye-hee-ha-ha-hum

With a yo-ho-ho

And a ya-ha-ha

And a yum-yum-jum-jum-yum

I've got a Jolly Roger

It's black and white and vast

So get out of your Skull and Crossbones

I'll run it up your mast

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I love meth. AMA (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

I like to sound dramatic and tell people I'm on meth when I'm just on ADHD stimulants. They're not too many molecules apart πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

 

Watch the whole thing

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AHHHHHHHHHH (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
 

Why must my relatives be like that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You're good. Vent posts are fine and this community provides support for trans people.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yup. They consulted actual trans people in the making of this game. Other studios could learn a thing or two.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Da fluoride in the water turned me trans (and the frogs gay)

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